Rihanna: Your'e Dumped

There is no need for a long explanation here, it's simple, Rihanna is off the 'hot and shaggable' list for getting a stupid hair cut!!!

Why, oh why would such a beautiful woman cut her hair as short as a man's? Does she want to look like a man? Has she been smoking the wrong stuff?

She will return to the 'hot and shaggable' list as soon as it grows to a reasonable length and isn't resembling a man.