In a night of nonstop disappointment, the 2007 MTV VMAs made sure to let down the world by showing off as little skin as possible. Thank god Megan Fox can look hot in almost anything, because the rest of Hollywood looks like they're eating dinner with my grandma. My mom always taught me less clothes are better, which is why I consist of sex appeal and deep blue eyes. But most of the whores I bang still want the money up front. psssh.btw: If you're a moron, the pics below are... from top to bottom: Megan Fox, Hayden Panettier, Rihanna, and then Ashlee Simpson.
