Wedding guest Mellon says: "She was the most beautiful bride I've ever seen - like a modern-day Brigitte Bardot. Kid Rock was a total rock star. He gave her a good kiss. Everybody was crying."
Pamela Anderson gives hope to white trash women in trailer parks the way I give hope to high class women in New York. When I borrow my friend's office and put up a new sign that says, "Gynecologist, first exam free." The ladies come running. Have you ever had a Gynecologist do a full check up using only his penis? Didn't think so.
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