Us Weekly had up an article yesterday - which has since been taken down- that claimed they are positive Britney Spears is pregnant again.Us Weekly reported this: "Britney Spears, 24, couldn’t hide her pregnancy any longer when she showed up poolside at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas this weekend, sporting a red bikini and a serious bump. The singer is expecting her second child with husband Kevin Federline, 28, sources have confirmed to Us."
If you like to jump to conclusions, and I know you do, than this is a perfect time. After years of counseling fat woman and Vietnam veterans, I have developed new philosophies. If A girl marries a scum bag like Federfag, she has zero confidence. If a girl uses a vibrator and claims she is thinking of anyone but me, she is a liar. And my mother didn't think this Harvard Psychology degree would ever come in handy.