The adventures of marvel comics continue as Walrus Girl decides to not wear her wedding ring. These pictures are from Britney in Hawaii this week. Based on my extensive knowledge of wedding rings (I pawned one once) I would say there are two real possibilities. One: She saw the pictures of Kevin I posted yesterday, which show him hugging that skanky French Actress. Two: Her fingers are far to fat and she would have been better off with tin foil taped to a tire. These two are heading straight off the side of a cliff and no one can help them.Actually, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are reportedly in marriage counseling.
The funny thing is that everyone would think I was lying if I said I feel like I'm going to vomit on my keyboard right. This really isn't a joke. I'm dead serious. I always thought of Britney as walrus after the pregnancy, but I have never had this feeling in my stomach before.
