Most surfers are pussies, so I'm not surprised that Paris Hilton is involved in such a stupid activity. But she obviously brings her work ethic to the water. Is it even still considered surfing if you're just sitting on still water? Isn't it floating? Practice, practice, practice. That's what my Kung Fu teacher taught me. "Your legs will never be nicknamed death and destroyer if you don't practice," he'd tell me.
