Heidi is not worth $1 million























That low rent reality TV star from The Hills, Heidi Montag, has reportedly been asked by Playboy to show off her new tits in their magazine.

Her manager/boyfriend Spencer Pratt told In Touch Weekly: "They've offered her 1 million to be in the magazine." Although Playboy representative Lauren Melone calls it a lie in a statement by saying they "wouldn't pay $1 million."

It has to be a lie. I wouldn't pay Heidi 3 paperclips, a shoe lace, and a gerbil to get naked. Hell, I'd probably pay her a million to stop being on TV, but that's about it. Or maybe for head.

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