In what could be the dumbest idea ever, Christina Aguilera is most likely pregnant. After numerous rumors that have circulated, it now seems they can finally be confirmed.All headline news says: Christina was spotted at a maternity hospital last week, which prompted speculation that she is having a baby with husband Jordan Bateman. According to Britain's News Of The World newspaper, Christina's usually washboard flat abs are now showing sighs of a "small bump."
Most rumors claim she is going to announce the pregnancy today or tomorrow, but who the fuck knows. All I know is this woman should be thrown down the stairs before she has a chance to turn herself into a whale. A brick to the stomach also works well, if you haven't heard.
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