All of my time isn't spent researching advanced quantum theory, but I'm pretty sure it will take more than an old man and Kate Moss to push a car out of the mud. To begin with, you have to be pretty fucking stupid to get your car stuck in the middle of a grassy field. If you are in this situation, never ask for Kate's help. You'll have the same result if you take a bag or raw chicken and lay it on the roof of the car.
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