In news that will have you not surprised, Brad Pitt's rep has denied rumors that he is going to wed Angelina Jolie in Johannesburg on Chrismas.The rep told Us weekly:"It's all made up," the rep told Us Weekly.
Wow. What a shocker. I'm pretty sure nobody believed this to begin with. It would be more believable if a pink elephant gave birth to a genius robot. And not just any genius robot, one that everybody thinks is just a bunch of mechanical parts, but he really has a soul on the inside. And before the humans try to kill him, he actually cries which proves he has real feelings and may not be a robot after all. And maybe his name should be Oscar or something.
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