In what could be one of the stupidest decisions in either one of their lives, Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker have chosen to get marriedLongoria's rep confirmed: "Eva and Tony are officially engaged. The couple have never been happier."
Based on this diagram I made out of used Q-tips, I don't think anyone cares about Eva Longoria, nevermind Tony Parker. She's one of the few actresses in Hollywood that I have never thought about in a sexual way. She could be wearing a French maid outfit while vacuuming my rug and I'd just be checking my watch, wondering when I was going to be able to hear my TV again.
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