One of the reasons Jessica Biel has been hitting the gym so hard lately is because she wants to look exactly like Catwoman.An eyewitness said:“She told her trainer to kick her butt because she plans to wear a skintight custom-made black-patent-leather outfit when she hosts the event. Jessica said her costume, which has a thin-strapped bustier, pants, ears and a tail, didn’t look quite right at her last fitting. She said, I want it to look like Catwoman, and when I tried it on, it looked more like The Matrix, so they’re fixing it. ”
I don't think anyone will argue with the fact that Jessica wants to wear a skin tight outfit. I know nobody complained when I played the air guitar, naked, on top of a ferris wheel at six flags. The ladies called me, "sexy, with a bite of allure." At least that's how I remember it. Others say I was drunk and fighting cops. All I know is I woke up in Kentucky with a chicken suit on. And nobody can sell Dr. Johnson's family chicken like me. Nobody, honey.
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