Female First is reporting that Jennifer Aniston, who is currently dating Vince Vaughn, has confessed she is still in love with ex-husband Brad Pitt. She revealed she doesn't regret anything about her marriage to Brad - who celebrated the birth of his first child, Shiloh Nouvel, with lover Angelina Jolie last month.She said: "They were seven very intense years together and it was a beautiful, complicated relationship. I will love Brad for the rest of my life and I hope someday we will be able to be friends again."
I'm really getting sick and tired of Aniston's desperation. I always follow a strict code of conduct when I break up with a girl. I could either- (A) Drop kick her in the face, (B) Shoot her in the face and masturbate on her dead body, or (C) Cry myself to sleep and watch re-runs of Full House. You know me, what do you think? I'll kill the bitch.