I know I've talked about Pam being like a low rent alcoholic mother/waitress, but she still isn't too impressive. Here's the thing: If you are posing for OK magazine, your career is going way down hill.I'm not saying I wouldn't have sex with Pam, I'm just saying I would only do it once, and definitely not call her back. It's pretty much the same thing I do to woman of an ethnic background, because come on, they're only good for cleaning hotel bathrooms and banging. And sweating.

