Tom Cruise Buys Katie A Terrible Birthday Present

Contact music is reporting that Tom Cruise has given his pregnant fiancee Katie Holmes the most surprising 27th birthday present. It appears the psychos ego has grown even bigger as he created a DVD compendium of every movie he has acted in. Tom decided there was no better gift for his soon to be wife than a full history of his long and successful career. Little does he know, this is the shittiest of shitty presents a person can get.

A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express:


"Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."

You really don't have to spend a lot of money to show someone you love them. For instance: Every year dump my current girlfriend right before her birthday so I don't have to buy her a present. Actually, that has nothing to do with this. But anyways, giving someone something about everything great you did is just asinine. That's like me giving my mother a picture book of every girl that swallowed while I got a blowjob.