IMDB is reporting that supermodel Kate Moss has found a new man to keep her entertained.This man (or potato man) is Jack Osbourne. The pair were spotted dancing together at a post-Golden Globe Awards party at Teddy's nightclub inside Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel on Monday night. Moss and Osbourne have been pals for some time, but onlookers are saying that a romance has started. A spokesman for the reality TV star insists Osbourne is keen on the catwalk queen. The representative says:"Jack and Kate have known each other for a while. There have been rumors of a romance for quite a while. I asked him about these about a year ago and he was very coy. He left me with the idea he wouldn't be against the idea."
Alright, I am really going to 007 kick an old person down an escalator if this is really true. If the potato boy can date a supermodel and I'm stuck hoping strippers will give me "extras" in the back, than this is very wrong. Just because Jack has millions of dollars doesn't mean he should get coke addicted skank supermodels.