I always wondered what it was like for a crack head to be so obsessed with crack. They look through the entire carpet for hours. They comb the entire rug until they find something that looks like a crack rock, and then they attempt to smoke it. Sometimes it's a piece of wax, while other times it's just lint.
In many ways that is a lot like my life. I comb the internet looking for the newest pictures of celebrities. I make sure to look very closely at the breasts of all the women, because you never know when a nipple might show up. And show up it did. These new Rachel McAadams pictures have a nip slip. Look closely, you will definitely see it. That's what I'm talking about
