For reasons that will be unkown until the apocalypse, Ashlee Simpson will be on the December 05 issue of Blender. I don't understand why anybody would pay her money to put her picture on a magazine? Why would they pay her money for anything?
Whenever I perform my ritualistic human and animal slaughters, I always think about the same thing. I always have a human being tied to a stake, hanging over a moat of alligators and sharks. While I do this I have my followers pray. We all pray that God will accept all of our sacrifices in order to kill Ashlee Simpson. This is the only goal I have in life. She is not hot. She is the most annoying girl on the face of the earth.
