‪Crazy Nick‬‏

Paris Hilton is an inspiration

Angelina Jolie is sexy

Britney Spears is a lie

Lindsay Lohan found in Utah, has fat friend

Anne Hathaway is helpful

Matt Damon is a tool

Angelina Jolie wants more black kids

Kristie Alley is friendly

Elisha Cuthbert has a bikini

Britney Spears is going down

Lindsay Lohan is maybe pregnant

Jessica Biel is naked